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March 24, 2005
Faux March Madness, Second Round
Shiver me timbers, the Faux March Madness Tournament is into the Second Round! There were quite a number of upsets last time around, so let's see if some of the intrepid underdogs can advance to the Swell Sixteen (tm).
Let's look at the Entertainment Region today, shall we?
#1 Johnny Cash 71, #9 Will Ferrell 60. The SNL alum's season comes to a crashing halt when he meets Johnny Cash. Ferrell may have the laughs, but Johnny is too powerful. Do you really think Will Ferrell is going to beat the person who once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
#4 Tyra Banks 63, #12 Pinkerton 55. It pains me to send Weezer packing, but that's the way it goes. Tyra is enough to make any emo/power punk/pop recluse flip his lid and run around like a headless chicken, and that's exactly what she did to the boys from LA.
#14 Jessica Alba 60, #6 Fergie 59. This one was very close, but Jessica was able to pummel Fergie into submission. Let's face it, this one all comes down to, uh, bodies of work. Fergie does that swell dance in the "Hey Mama" video, but Jessica's hottie credentials go back far... I'm talking like 2001. Plus, she is a certifiable computer geek goddess, based on her "Dark Angel" run, so saying "Jessica Alba" as many times as possible is going to bring me lots of google hits. But I bet typing "Jessica Alba naked" will do that, too. Tee-hee!
#15 Jules Winnfield 69, #10 Tony Kornheiser 48. What a terrible way to end the season for TK! But really, did he stand a chance at all? Kornheiser argues all day, but I think he would meet his match in Jules. First, Jules could probably kill Kornheiser with his pinky, and then one has to also factor in appearance: Jules may have a goofy 'fro, but he is also a snappy dresser, which is important when you are a hitman.
So, underdogs Jules Winnfield and Jessica Alba continue to tear through the bracket! What will become of them next round? Stay tuned to find out!
Posted by oz115 at March 24, 2005 09:50 AM