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March 18, 2005
Interesting
The problem with doing this is that you don't get one of those pink and white bags:
POLICE BEAT
Between 7:30 p.m. and 7:56 p.m. Wednesday two women entered Victoria's Secret, 1635 River Valley Circle and stole 70 panties.
The loss was estimated at $560, according to a Lancaster police report.
Now look, I'm all for Victoria's Secret, but what is the deal with those pink and red bags? Maybe somebody can correct me if I'm wrong, but I notice a lot of women use their Victoria's Secret bags for carrying stuff other than unmentionables. For example, I saw a girl at the gym carrying her workout clothes in one of those bags. Why can't you get a duffel bag? Do you want people to know you shop at Victoria's Secret? Then you can complain when I look for an extra hal f second at you, because that makes me a pig.
In my graduate classes at dear old DePaul, there was a girl who used to come to class every day with a Victoria's Secret bag. I never did find out what was in it, but she had it every day. I'm thinking, either she buys a lot of underwear, or that is one lucky Braeburn Apple she is saving for a snack.
As for me, I don't get the whole paper bag as carry-all thing. When I buy something from the store, I keep the bag it came in around just long enough to fill it with old newspapers. Then I dispose of it with the proper authorities. If I am bringing shit to class, I am going to put it in the swell little khaki bag I bought at the army surplus store, not one of those stupid little brown bags from Bloomingdales.
Posted by oz115 at March 18, 2005 09:30 AM
Comments
Maybe it's the modern version of the Slut Bag (i.e. the bag a girl carries when she goes out at night when she's counting on not sleeping at home).
Posted by: Pete at March 18, 2005 01:19 PM