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March 16, 2005
Mania!
Guess what? It's time for the Second Annual Southport Squealer Faux March Madness Tournament. Ben Franklin pulled off the upset last year, but who on Earth will be this year's winner?
First, we must reveal the brackets. There are once again four regions this year: Chicago, History, Entertainment and Sports.
Let's take a look at the Chicago bracket:
#1 Oprah Winfrey vs. #16 Jerry Springer
#2 Alderman Vi Daley vs. #15 Alderman Tom Tunney
#3 Hot dog vs. #14 Italian beef
#4 John Malkovich vs. #13 John Cusack
#5 Sears Tower vs. #12 Hancock Tower
#6 Clark St. vs. #11 Lincoln Ave.
#7 Kennedy Expressway vs. #10 Dan Ryan Expressway
#8 Bill Wirtz vs. #9 Jerry Reinsdorf
Why, there's a veritable moutain of people who can win this bracket! Who the hell knows what will happen? Check back tomorrow for the rest of the seedings, and then the mania can begin!
Posted by oz115 at March 16, 2005 03:58 PM