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April 12, 2005
Riddle me this
What's up with Dippin' Dots, the supposed ice cream of the future? I've had the stuff, and it's decent. It doesn't beat regular ice cream, that's for sure. But it'll do fine in a pinch.
Now, Dippin' Dots was the ice cream of the future back when I was a kid. We're talking way back in the 80's! I mean, 25 years ago, this stuff was the future of ice cream, and now it still is? 25 years ago, the computer of the future was less powerful than my watch, and I have a non-digital watch. What I'm trying to say is, it's freaking old! And yet, Dippin' Dots still claims to be futuristic? I think not.
Thus, it is my proposition that Dippin' Dots find a new slogan, because I don't want to be telling my grandkids how when I was little, Dippin' Dots were the future's ice cream. They'd laugh and vaporize me with their watches of the future.
entry no. 72
Posted by oz115 at April 12, 2005 07:21 PM