Southport Squealer, Part Deux: The Jesus & Mary Stain

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April 22, 2005

The Jesus & Mary Stain

I've decided I'm officially annoyed at the water stain that resembles the Virgin Mary on the Kennedy Expressway underpass at Fullerton Ave. You see, every day I drive directly past the spot of the supposed miracle on my way to and from work.

Everybody and his mother has gone to see this thing, and they bring their cars. Big, honkin' cars. They're too lazy to ride a bike or take the bus, so instead they park their cars in fire lanes, block exits, and make a mess of the area. They're adding fifteen minutes to my commute!

Now, I don't know what God thinks about matters of traffic management, but I'm willing to bet that he would've told Moses "thou shalt not make unnecessary traffic jams" if he was making the commandments nowadays.

Posted by oz115 at April 22, 2005 09:10 AM

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I pray that today's rain seeps down and rinses off the stain. My wife has had to take alternative exits off the Kennedy because they have closed the Fullerton exit at peak viewing times!?!

Posted by: John at April 22, 2005 12:19 PM

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