Southport Squealer, Part Deux: I will never talk to another female again

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May 18, 2005

I will never talk to another female again

Why, you ask? Because I am going to the theater at midnight tonight for the premiere of the new Star Wars flick. I'm going with a group of ten other people, and scuttlebutt has it that the theater we are going to, which has thirty screens, is completely sold out. There's going to be like 3,000 people at this theater, just for Star Wars. Presumably, a bunch of people are planning to wear costumes. However, my Wookiee suit is at the cleaners.

I'm very interested to see what is going to happen in this movie, but just as interested to see what sort of characters will show up at the theater. When the first new Star Wars movie opened years ago in Lancaster, I was flabberghasted to see the sister of one of my classmates dressed as Princess Leia, in full regalia, on the front page of the paper. I do not plan to be one of these people.

Posted by oz115 at May 18, 2005 01:04 PM

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