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June 07, 2005
Craigslist = Penthouse forum?
Via Gapers Block, somebody posted this on Craigslist. First, if the story is true, this man is so going to hell. Saying your brother died in Iraq to get in somebody's pants? Bravo my friend, bravo.
Second, I will admit that the Mary Stain was a good potential place to meet people, if you are good at that sort of thing. (And we've established that I am not.) It's very good if you have a thing for girls with exotic foreign accents - unfortunately for me not many Canadians show up there.
I then quietly asked her what brought her to this spot on this rainy night. She said that she was there with her friends and that she wanted to see the Stain (or the “Veesion,” as she called it).
I then proceeded to tell her one of the biggest lies I have ever concocted in my life. I apologize in advance to anyone who has ever experienced this, but thinking quickly, the only thing I could come up with was “My brother died in Iraq…I came to pray for him.” Now, if you know my brother, you could appreciate the absurdity of this statement. First, the closest my brother has ever come to real combat has been by playing Socom Navy Seals on the Playstation2 for 24 straight hours during a particularly snowy (and drunken) weekend last winter. Second, although his chronic daily bong hits may one day kill him, my brother is very much alive.
Well, I am ashamed to say that it worked. She looked at me with those bright green eyes, and with a serious look on her face, reached out, touched my arm and said, “I am sorry.” I gently took her hand in mine and said “Thank you.”
entry no. 155
Posted at June 7, 2005 10:52 AM
Comments
No, it's hardly the forum. That item never once used the words "throbbing", "moist" or "flagpole."
Posted by: Pete at June 8, 2005 08:45 AM