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June 29, 2005
Don't fear the reaper
If you never hear another peep out of me after this weekend, here's why: I'll be in the ground, having become deceased after an unfortunate skydiving accident. After years of claiming I am going to do it, I am jumping out of an airplane on Saturday. After jumping out of this plane, my parachute is supposed to open and float me on down to the ground. But like I said, if it doesn't, I'll be in the ground, probably in the same spot where I made a gigantic crater after falling 13,000 feet. (Though in fairness it doesn't really matter if I fall 13,000 feet or 40,000 feet, because I'll have reached terminal velocity by then.)
So I'm feeling jitterish, but I'll manage. But like I said, if you never hear from me again, now you know why. Nice knowing you.
Posted by oz115 at June 29, 2005 09:25 AM
Comments
You're gonna make it, I promise! You better not die on me....I'd cry
Posted by: Anita at June 29, 2005 12:48 PM
Let's jump out of this plane and die together, Oz!!!! I can't wait!
Posted by: Stat Boy at June 29, 2005 03:16 PM
Why jump out of a perfectly good plane?
Posted by: John at June 29, 2005 04:36 PM