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June 08, 2005
It's Henry, Clay Henry
Know what I think the biggest pile of bull plop is? I see these Subway commercials now, with Jared, boasting that Subway has doubled its menu. You mean they added thirty new sandwiches? Au Contrare. [Yes, I know I probably spelled that wrong.]
Subway has not added any sandwiches. They have however introduced a toasting option, which apparently means that a toasted turkey and swiss is different than a plain turkey and swiss. By that rationale, every time they add a new condiment, they've doubled the menu.
I don't see the connection. I consider toasting an option, just like pieces of bread or different types of cheese. Toasting does not constitute a brand new sandwich. Suck it, Jared!
Speaking of which, I am now all worked up for some Subway. I think I am going to get mine toasted. Teehee.
Posted by oz115 at June 8, 2005 08:44 PM
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Why don't they just say they have two billion different sandwiches on their menu? That's probably the total number of different combination of meats, bread, condiments, etc. that can be created. That claim would be no more disingenuous than saying they doubled their menu.
My god, I'm sick of seeing Jared's smug face. I'd love to see him caught on film wolfing down a Big Mac.
Posted by: Pete at June 10, 2005 08:39 AM