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July 11, 2005
Really?
In other news, it can now be revealed that the Pope is Catholic:
ROME (Reuters) - Most Italians think nude sunbathing is perfectly natural and don't mind crossing paths with bottomless beach-goers -- even when those bottoms are unsightly, survey results released Sunday said.
While topless sunbathing is widely practiced in Italy, bottoms are usually required and nudists can face fines of more than 500 euros ($595) on some beaches, the Italian Naturalist Federation said.
But the federation said a poll it commissioned from a mainstream media outlet found nearly 70 percent of those surveyed said they would sunbath nude if everyone else did it. More than 80 percent said nudism was not erotic, but natural.
I don't know where I stand on this. I can't say I like being around naked old dudes, or any sort of naked dude, but I guess I could deal. I just don't know.
However, I do have a problem with guys in Speedos. That is just wrong. One time, we were down Florida for the infamous Dayton-to-Daytona trip, and we came upon an old dude laying on the beach. His attire of choice was the tight black speedo. I love when old people are tan, because their pure white chest hair stands out even more than normal. I am kidding, of course.
The black speedo guy looked like he was asleep, except for one certain part of his body: the part that the speedo was supposed to be covering. There he was, laying face up on the beach, with a gigantic erection. It stayed like that for a good ten minutes, as we alternately giggled and looked away in disgust. That, to me, should be worth a fine.
Posted by oz115 at July 11, 2005 09:22 AM
Comments
I think I have a picture of this particular Speedo Man. As I too giggled and ridiculed him.
Posted by: Christy at July 11, 2005 02:49 PM