Southport Squealer, Part Deux: Welcome back, Kotter

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August 15, 2005

Welcome back, Kotter

Great day in the morning, I'm back in Chicago. My lovely girlfriend even cleaned the house in my absence, because I know a certain reader of this website probably trashed it when he was here for a weekend, as I would never leave my house in a state of disrepair.

In fact, my mom used to make us clean the house before we left on a vacation, in case we got killed. She didn't want people coming to get our stuff and discover we are slobs. It sure was a pain in the ass having to clean before leaving for somewhere or another. (Memorable vacations: San Diego, Nova Scotia, Minneapolis.)

Anyway, tomorrow I'm off to orientation at law school. As I've said before, I am scared shitless. Dizamn! But I suppose I will do allright, I'll just have to buckle down and not watch The Simpsons quite so much. Wish me luck!

Posted by oz115 at August 15, 2005 08:21 PM

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My mom used to wash the doors to our house before our vacations for the very same reason ...

Posted by: K-duck at August 16, 2005 04:51 PM

My mom made us clean the entire house before going on vacation beacuse if we died people might think we were messy. Plus, she thought it was ideal to return to a clean home. Plus, we had to clean the hotel room before letting the maid see how we had trashed it. I have friends who have to clean before their maid comes over so the maid doesn't see how messy they are either!

Posted by: Christy (your lovely girlfriend) at August 16, 2005 05:07 PM

Maybe it's not such a strange thing...cuz my mom made me do the same thing, and now I feel like I have to....bizarre I say...

Posted by: Anita at August 19, 2005 08:40 AM

Yeah I don't get why we have to clean, before the cleaning ladies come over. I mean isn't it there job to clean???

Posted by: Meghan at August 22, 2005 08:06 PM

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