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September 20, 2005
Flipped off
I've tried to hold back, but I can't take it anymore. I have told a few people about this girl in my class at school who is annoying the hell out of me.
Usually I'm annoyed by people who continually ask stupid questions, or who have a grating voice, or who talk too much in class. But not this girl. She annoys me because every day she comes into class, she has the collar on her shirt flipped up.
I do not know exactly when this whole flipped up collar thing started, but it has to stop. People who do this look like idiots. There is no other way to put it. I don't care what particular style icon flips his collar up - he's a dumbass. I bet Ryan Cabrera flips his collar up, and he is about the biggest dumbass there is.
This guy flipped up his collar, and I hope he did so to be ironic:
Imagine sitting behind that when you're trying to learn The Law!
Anyway, this girl has become my sort of nemesis. We have assigned seating (so the professor doesn't have to bother learning our names), and she is always seated directly in my line of sight. Without fail, she comes in to class with her god damn collar straight up in the air. I would not be annoyed if this happened once, but it happens EVERY TIME. If she has a shirt with a collar, it's flipped up. My annoyance is doubled because she only seems to have one or two shirts that she actually wears to class. Buy some new shirts!
Christy thinks I have a crush on this girl. That is a ludicrous statement. Clearly I am obsessed with her, but only in the sense that I want to destroy all her collared shirts and make her come to class in a plain white t-shirt, or send her to some sort of fashion reeducation colony. But I definitely do not have a crush on her.
Does anyone else agree with me that flipped collars look stupid? Or maybe you wound up here because I turned up on another search for "Ryan Cabrera with no shirt," and you think the turned up collar look is cool. Please defend yourself.
Posted by oz115 at September 20, 2005 11:53 AM
Comments
The turned up collar is STUPID!
As for my telling you that I think you have a crush on the subject, well... you never know my dear! We'll fight over you. It'll be hot! And I'll win by grabbing her by the flipped up collar and strangling her with it! XOXOXO
Posted by: Your Lady friend at September 20, 2005 04:06 PM
As long as the flipped-up collar look displaces the trucker cap look, I'm all for it.
Posted by: Pete at September 21, 2005 08:19 AM
The question is: Is this girl hot?
Posted by: Stat Boy at September 21, 2005 02:24 PM