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September 13, 2005
Gangsta lovin
I was walking down the street a few days ago, when I felt the relentless thump of someone's jacked up bass rumbling up behind me. Sure enough, a few seconds later I spied a guy in a pickup truck rocking out to some hip hop. As a rule, if you want to listen to rap, you have to maximize your bass and then play it as loud as possible anyway. I guess it's supposed to make you look like a hardass, but I think it makes you look like a dumbass.
The bass was thumping along, and then the greatest thing happened. The CD started to skip. And it skipped and skipped and skipped until he had to change to the next track.
Now let me tell you. No matter how much of a hardass you think you are, any and all tough guy image you may have is wiped out the instant you have a CD that skips. A man who can't control his machine is not deserving of respect. If DMX himself came waltzing down the street in a tricked out Hummer with skipping CD's, I would chuckle at him too. It's a rule, or something. Write it down.
Posted by oz115 at September 13, 2005 09:09 AM
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Dude, it IS cool however to blast Grateful Dead, keep that in mind!
I did catch ya a few weeks ago blasting your Fountains of Wayne (or something... can't remember what exactly) when we all sent you to get the pizza for us for dinner (couldn't miss a second of the ND game), and you returned with your windows down, and music blasting. It was cute.... I assume you meant that blasting RAP is dumbass, right?
Posted by: Christy at September 14, 2005 09:10 AM