Southport Squealer, Part Deux: Great news

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October 28, 2005

Great news

Apparently The Juice wants to come home:

This is a News 4 exclusive. It appears former Buffalo Bills star O.J. Simpson may be moving back to Western New York. News 4's Melissa Holmes reports from Niagara County where he's looking at some homes.

O. J. Simpson became famous as a Bill, notorious as a suspect in a double murder in the '90s, and could soon be known as a Niagara County resident.

Marvelous! OJ wants to return to the scene of his greatest triumph, notwithstanding The Naked Gun. Maybe he thinks he'll be more accepted in Western New York than in other places where people are still suspicious about that ugly double murder thing.

The funniest thing to me about the OJ murder trial was how upset many people in Buffalo were. The reaction was somewhere between disbelief and tacit acceptance, like "well that figures." Before that point, OJ and his football accomplishments were a source of pride. But not anymore.

So, I don't know how people will treat OJ if he moves back there. I think most people will treat him like any other neighbor. Just make sure you don't piss him off, okay?

Posted by oz115 at October 28, 2005 09:32 AM

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The reason for the move? He got a tip that the real killers are there. He promised to look for the real killers! :)

Posted by: John at October 28, 2005 12:37 PM

Stay away from his womenfolk.

Posted by: Pete at October 31, 2005 09:35 AM

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