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October 14, 2005
Insert joke about my refrigerator here
Some examples to get you started:
I thought the oldest noodles in the world were in Osgood's fridge;
Osgood wouldn't think twice about eating 4,000 year old noodles;
It doesn't matter, because Osgood hasn't done his dishes in 4,001 years.
LONDON (Reuters) - Italians are known for them and theories suggest they may have originated in the Middle East but scientists said Wednesday the world's oldest known noodles, dating back 4,000 years, were made in China.
Houyuan Lu, of the Chinese Academy of Science in Beijing and his colleagues found the ancient noodles preserved in an overturned, sealed bowl at an archaeological site near the Yellow River in northwestern China.
"Our discovery indicates that noodles were first produced in China about 4,000 years ago," Lu said in an interview.
Until the discovery, reported in the science journal Nature, the oldest written account of noodles was in a book written during the East Han Dynasty in China sometime between 25 and 220.
Please feel free to give your own suggestions at to how this news article can be used to make fun of me.
Posted by oz115 at October 14, 2005 03:00 PM
Comments
You do a pretty good job of it by yourself. You certainly don't need our help.
Posted by: Pete at October 17, 2005 09:53 AM
I once saw a 4 week old Domino's pizza in Osgood's fridge.
Another time I saw green beans that were just covered in a blanket of white fuzzy mold.
And don't even get me started on his bathroom!
But, I dig the kid anyway.
Posted by: Lovely Lady Friend at October 17, 2005 09:16 PM