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February 13, 2006
Hey now
Sadly there are quite a few cases of people cheating on their spouses, and apparently Valentine's Day - that's tomorrow, by the way - is the high point of the year for extramarital affairs. As a front page story on Yahoo tells us, it's also bling bling time for private eyes (or as I like to call 'em, private dicks, tehe) who track down unfaithful husbands and wives:
"This is the one day when infidelity and extra-marital affairs reach their peak," said Ruth Houston, author of "Is He Cheating on You -- 829 Telltale Signs".
"Any man who is cheating has to buy his mistress a gift, there's no way he can get around that if he wants to stay in her good graces and in her bed."
She said men or women who suspect their partners need to be extra alert on Valentine's Day and look for credit card receipts, new jewelry or lingerie, and unusual appointments so as to nail their partners.
Wait a second. 829 Telltale Signs??? Eight hundred and twenty nine? You mean there are 829 things that a person can do that will absolutely confirm that you are a cheating bastard? Pardon me for saying so, but I find it hard to believe that there are even 829 things a person can do during the day, let alone tip you off that you're a cheater. Seems to me that if you're going to list 829 things, you're LOOKING for an excuse to bust someone. Humpfh!
Posted by oz115 at February 13, 2006 11:16 AM