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February 08, 2006
"Where the fuck you been?"
(Name that movie!)
It's all quite funny, really. I know all two of you have been wondering what happened to this here commentary. Well, I'll tell you.
It all boils down to me being an idiot. You see, when I had my pants and wallet stolen, I canceled all my credit cards so as to avoid the fate of a stolen identity, as if I have any credit to be ruined.
I also have a rarely-used Yahoo account, in whose name this website is registered. I almost never check it. Maybe you can see where this is going.
In January, when my next payment on the site was due, it was rejected because my credit card was canceled. Because I never check the account, e-mail warning me about my past due went merrily on its way and piled up in my inbox until Yahoo slapped me across the face and suspended my account, and deprived me (and you, ho ho ho) of this commentary. Boy is my face red!
This is where the fun really begins: I tried to pay for the account on Sunday, but to no avail. Yahoo has some sort of automatic billing thingy, and nowhere on the site can you simply fill out a make a payment form like every other site in the world. I tried this for days, eventually calling Yahoo to complain about it, until finally I fired off an angry email. I'd like to say my bitching and moaning got them to fix the problem, but they probably just finally got around to processing my new card.
So, I am back in the saddle, and I hope you didn't miss me too much. In fact, you probably enjoyed my absence, you jerk.
Posted by oz115 at February 8, 2006 04:41 PM
Comments
It's from Ocean's 11. What do I win? :-D
Posted by: Candi at February 8, 2006 08:43 PM
I dunno where the quote is from, but having sexual relations with you when i get home from cali would be a great loser prize!
Posted by: Christy Your Love! at February 9, 2006 08:27 AM