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March 27, 2006
Chicago region, second round
Hey, aren't you wondering what's shaking in the Faux March Madness tournament? Me too! Let's get the results from the second round of the Chicago region!
#1 John Paul Stevens 89, #9 William Ligue Jr. 66. JP doesn't f around. Ligue sure is funny looking, but what else is he contributing to society? Being famous for being on the Supreme Court actually trumps being in jail for beating up a coach.
#7 Kanye West 67, #15 Jeremy Piven 64. Kanye pulls out the narrow victory. Kanye is hot shit right now, and though I love Jeremy Piven, he's just not a hot property like Kanye.
#4 Red Line 77, #5 Dominick's 72. Sure Dominick's is cleaner and you can buy all kinds of stuff there, but the Red Line *is* Chicago. I believe that there is some rule that if your TV series or movie is set in Chicago, one of the characters must live by the L. (See "ER," "Backdraft.")
#14 Walter Payton 74, #6 Dr. Richard Kimble 65. Sweetness continues his romp, sending the Fugitive back into hiding. Kimble crusaded for his own innocence, while Payton ran the football for the greater glory of his teammates, and the Superfans.
So there you have it! There are four contestants left in the Chicago Region!
Next time we have these stellar matchups:
#1 John Paul Stevens vs. #4 Red Line
#7 Kanye West vs. #14 Walter Payton
Posted by oz115 at March 27, 2006 05:52 PM