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March 23, 2006
I'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker
Oh damn, am I pissed. After class today I decided I'd go work out and then do some homework, and so I mosied over to the Bally's. After I was done, I discovered that I had lost my glasses. I looked all over the place. I asked around. I even looked at the front desk. Nowhere! I then figured I must have left them at school, because it is quite possible that I am oblivious enough to walk six blocks without realizing I wasn't wearing my glasses.
But before I tell you more about my glasses, I have noticed that in some of the lockers at Bally's, people have been sticking the plastic wrappers from DVD's on the walls. I'm talking about the bits that say the title that cover the box so you always have to peel them off to open the thing. Who is opening DVD's at the HEALTH CLUB? And who is opening so many of them that I notice the wrappers all over the place? It's not like you can watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory while lifting 200 lbs over your head.
Anyhow, I walked back to school to look around there for my glasses, but once again they were nowhere to be found. I checked the library, I checked the classroom, I even checked all the bathrooms I was in today! So, I am presently walking around spectacle-less, and may have to resort to wearing my contact lenses which I don't like because they make my eyes itch.
Now, being pissed off like I was, I wanted some comfort food. Charley's Steakery immediately came to mind, because they are one of my favorite restaurants and I recently discovered an outlet located a brisk walk from school. AND, on Thursdays, they had 12-inch subs for $5! That's incredible! I walked over there, and don't you know it, the restaurant has CLOSED. This is as bad as the time the BD's Mongolian Barbecue near my apartment went out of business. Actually, I think that was worse. Oh how I love and miss you, BD's!
Not only am I blind, I can't even get the damn food I want. Instead, I had to resort to McDonald's, where the ketchup dispenser was broken. What's next? Maybe I'll come home and find out my building is being turned into condo's. (Actually, my dad having a heart attack would be worse.)
Posted by oz115 at March 23, 2006 03:46 PM
Comments
"it is quite possible that I am oblivious enough to walk six blocks without realizing I wasn't wearing my glasses"
Oh, yeah, this *really* makes me want to hire you as my attorney someday.
Posted by: Pete at March 24, 2006 09:20 AM
Glasses can be lost, contact lenses itch.
Solution = LASIK, baby! Best money I've ever spent!
Posted by: Stat Boy at March 24, 2006 03:11 PM
I couldn't help but notice that you didn't mention how GREAT your day became once Christy came over... hmmm.... ouch
Ps... I like the contacts... otherwise those baby blues are hidden.
Posted by: Christy Your Love! at March 26, 2006 09:23 PM
There's only one thing to do on a day as shitty as that. Go get plastered at a bar and start a fight. That'll make you feel better, at least until you realize you're in prison...
-G
Posted by: Gentile at March 27, 2006 05:26 PM