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March 28, 2006
Pop Culture Region, second round
Who from the Pop Culture Region will advance out of the second round, and become a member of the Swell Sixteen? Let's find out!
#1 Mel Gibson 76, #9 Jason Voorhees 60. Listen, you don't want to piss Mel Gibson off. I am actually a little afraid to let this guy lose. Think about his movies "Braveheart," "The Patriot," "Ransom," and "Papparazzi": all involved an aggrieved main character, who then goes on a destructive mission to avenge his loss. I mean, hell, even "The Passion" is about suffering. I don't want any part of this. Jason, for his part, first gained notoriety for his mother's crazy-ass murders in "Friday the 13th." But don't tell me Friday the 13th is better than Braveheart!
#10 Johnny Cash 82, #15 Richard Branson 77. Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Richard Branson flies balloons, just to see how far they will go. I report, you decide. Actually... I decide.
#4 Steve McQueen 109, #5 Carson Daly 62. Last I heard, Carson Daly was running for the San Fernando Valley with his tail between his legs and a number of cigarettes extinguished on his backside.
#6 Ellen Degeneres 72, #3 Paris Hilton 64. Ellen Degeneres is entertaining in that she is actually amusing. Paris Hilton is amusing in the same way World's Wildest Police Videos is entertaining: you want to see a big, stinking accident.
Hot damn, friends! Two of the top seeds in the Pop Culture Region have failed to advance to the Swell Sixteen. Next round's matchups are:
#1 Mel Gibson vs. #4 Steve McQueen
#6 Ellen DeGeneres vs. #10 Johnny Cash
Posted by oz115 at March 28, 2006 02:32 PM