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April 06, 2006
I'm not dead
Hey everyone. Sorry about the absence, things have been a bit cuckoo 'round here. I won't bore you with the details, but I feel like I'm getting back on track. So how 'bout that Faux March Madness? I bet you'd like to find out who won, wouldn't you? I'll try and get that figured out soon enough, because I know everyone is just DYING to know.
But a few things:
1. I've been getting quite a bit of comment spam lately. That's why I have the comments on here subject to approval, because if some schmuck tries to spam me, I can just delete his sorry ass. But I got a funny one the other day, combining one of the things I love with one of the things I hate: it was apparently a link to Chipotle, but the spam link directed itself through a webpage belonging to the one, the only, University of Dayton. My alma mater! It's a well-known fact I hate Chipotle, so how did the spammer know how to get me so deeply? It's amazing. You can see the offensive spam if you look at this entry. (I approved it because I thought it was too darn funny. I can't vouch for where the link goes, because I never clicked on it. So buyer beware on that one.)
2. I was poking around Gaper's Block today, and came across an old "Fuel" entry where people were asked to name their favorite non-expletive swears. My favorite such terms are "oh fiddlesticks," "fudge," "son of a mother," "mother of pearl," and "jay-sus," which is probably really a swear because it's just my impression of Kieran from The Galway Bay saying "Jesus." I guess I also like "nuts to that" and "f that," but that usually ends up coming out as me saying "f that shit," which is actually a swear so it doesn't count. But some of the ones I read in here that I really liked were, "jackhole," (huh?) "holy balls!" "Jesus Christ tomatoes," and the sorta silly "oh crumb."
So yeah. That's what I've been doing. What's your favorite non-profane swear? And to spice it up, what's your favorite regular swear? Mine are "motherfucker," "shit on a stick" and "fucking-A."
entry no. 465
Posted by oz115 at April 6, 2006 11:42 PM
Comments
I had a prof who said
"Cheese and biscuits!"
He had something else as well, but I forget the other one.
Posted by: Candi at April 7, 2006 10:18 AM
The Texan here just wanted to share one of my none swearing phrases....."Furrballs & Fish Sticks!" LOL
Posted by: Guvnah at April 7, 2006 04:47 PM
My favorite non-swear would be 'that sucks balls'
My favorite swear would probably be 'cocksucker' Makes me think of Bull Durham...
Posted by: Gentile at April 20, 2006 07:41 PM
Oh poop!
fucker!
holy crap...
i like bad words
Posted by: christy your love at April 24, 2006 07:24 AM