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August 25, 2006
We've all been there
I saw this on Chicagoist. It is an absolute classic. The only flaw in his thinking is that now not only does his mom know about his penis pump, so does the whole world.
Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage.
So, Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors say.
The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors say.
In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.
Posted by oz115 at August 25, 2006 10:39 AM