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November 29, 2006
Baseball, apple pies and hookers
I wrote a few weeks ago about a town in Nevada that is declaring English the official language and making it illegal to fly a foreign flag without the American flag above it. Christy and I have decided to take a little vacation to Las Vegas in a few weeks, and an excellent planning resource is this website, which has a section on stuff to do if you want to have a "naughty Vegas vacation." And boy is it naughty! Did you know Vegas has swinger clubs? We may go to a swingers club, and pretend like we don't know what goes on there. Or maybe not.
Anyway, I found this matter of fact question:
Q: How can I find a prostitute?
A: Don't be fooled by the advertisements handed out on the Strip that may look like they are for prostitutes. They are actually for outcall services that provide exotic dancers and strippers to your hotel room. Prostitution is illegal in Vegas and all of Clark County. There are towns in counties outside of Vegas that have legal brothels, Pahrump being the closest.
Now, to bind this all together, what town is banning foreign flags? Pahrump. What's the nearest town to Vegas to get a hooker? Pahrump. So you're telling me the people of this town think it's okay to get a hooker, but not to fly another country's flag? I mean, hookers and flags aren't really related, but it seems strange to me that they could make a big deal out of flags, but not prostitution. I guess I never knew prostitution was so American!
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Posted by oz115 at November 29, 2006 02:47 PM
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I can't wait for Vegas!!! Maybe we should go to this little town and get a prostitute and make her paint a Polish flag on her ass... just an idea!
Posted by: C-Poo at November 30, 2006 08:08 AM