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November 02, 2006
Don't say I didn't warn you
I decided to drive my car to school today, and I ended up parking in a garage that's probably going to end up costing me about $30 when I come back to the car at 10:30 tonight. In the lobby of the garage was this chair:
It's a chair reserved for the security guard. Don't these people watch Seinfeld? I mean, just look at the summary for episode 113 here:
Kramer hires Jackie Chiles as his attorney, who tries to win him big bucks big bucks, no whammies, no whammies, but because of the Maestro, who gave Kramer some Chinese balm, the evidence of his coffee burn became nonexistent. This did not matter anyway, b/c the execs at Javaworld decided they didn't need to see it. All of this didn't matter in the end, b/c Kramer stupidly doesn't hear the word "and" after the first part of their settlement deal of free coffee at all our branches. I'd like to know how Jackie will get a third of that. Does he get free coffee in a third of their stores or does he get a third of a cup of coffee each time? Anyway, Elaine is dating the Maestro, who insists on being called Maestro, even though his name is Bob Cobb, a favorite name of LD's, and they vacation in his place in Tuscany. Jerry follows him there with Kramer at his side by getting a place from a cousin of Poppie's. Finally, George feels bad for Susan's uncle's store's security guard b/c he has to stand the whole day. He gets him a rocking chair, but ends up falling asleep in it, letting a crook rob the store blind.
I don't know, people. I'm gonna be pretty livid if I come back tonight and the guard is snoozing as somebody ganks my car stereo.
entry no. 640
Posted by oz115 at November 2, 2006 01:51 PM