Southport Squealer, Part Deux: You'll shoot your eye out

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December 27, 2006

You'll shoot your eye out


[Picture by me!]

As I get older, my Christmas presents just aren't as cool. I get lots of clothes, and gift cards, and the like. Luckily, Christy knows I'm still a little baby, and she got me some cool toys, like a smokin' printer and one of those Nike distance tracker things for my iPod. Thank God Christy knows how to treat me right!

Meanwhile, my mom had me go through my closet in the house, where I found a cache of old t-shirts. I found shirts I didn't even remember I had, such as one I got at a blood drive in Dayton, and my old high school soccer t-shirt. It brought back some memories, that's for sure.

I also found several old t-shirts from the last time the Sabres were in the Stanley Cup Finals, back in 1999. I told my aunt that I did not want any pictures or likenesses of the Cup in my house until Buffalo had actually won it, yet the day before the final series with the hated Dallas Stars began, a package arrived with a bunch of shirts and stuff that had Stanley all over it. I am one superstitious bastard when it comes to hockey, especially when it concerns what I consider the greatest trophy in sport. I mean, look at the thing. Damn, it's a beautiful sight! Yet there it was, like some sort of false idol. You may have heard me talk about how that one ended for us Sabres fans. So that brought back some bad memories.

entry no. 699
Posted at December 27, 2006 02:38 PM


Comments

Did someone shoot out Santa's eye? WTF?

Posted by: Christy at December 27, 2006 05:29 PM

Actually, Christy got you lots of fun things...
The IPOD running thing
A new watch
Socks (ok boring but you needed them)
A new wallet
New Cologne
A printer
And I have another gift for you which I think you'll quite like... and you quite need!
XOXOXO
Cpoo
PS... thanks for the Tiffany's

Posted by: Christy at December 27, 2006 05:37 PM


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