Southport Squealer, Part Deux: Finally, somebody to blame

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February 06, 2007

Finally, somebody to blame

You all know I'm a superstitious kinda guy. Yes, I know it's all probably bunch of baloney, but I don't like to tempt fate. Never have, never will. As soon as I assume something good is going to happen, wham, fate kicks me in the behind. So you can imagine how annoyed I was when I read the fascinating NY Times article about the fate of the "Super Bowl Champion" t-shirts that bear the name of the losing team and learned this nugget of information:

The Bills, losers of four consecutive Super Bowls in the 1990s, at least have a following in Romania. Some of their Super Bowl champions T-shirts were relegated to a trash heap in Tampa, Fla.

In the final seconds of the 1991 Super Bowl at Tampa Stadium, Buffalo place-kicker Scott Norwood lined up for a potential 47-yard game-winning field goal against the Giants. Eddie White, a Reebok vice president, ran onto the field with an armful of Bills championship shirts.

He had to position himself to get a shirt to Buffalo’s best players after the field goal was converted. But Norwood’s kick drifted right, and Mr. White did a 180-degree turn, sprinting from the field and tossing the shirts in the closest trash bin.

He talked about such moments as if he were a coach deconstructing a memorable fourth-down play. “We need to have a game plan just like the teams do,” he said.

Way to go, Einstein! The football gods saw you down there with the t-shirts, and CAUSED that field goal to go wide, thus ensuring decades of pain for all fans of the Buffalo Bills. How do you sleep at night?


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Posted by oz115 at February 6, 2007 08:56 PM


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