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March 30, 2007
The Penultimate Four
Are you on the edge of your seat with excitement yet? You should be. We've reached the Penultimate Four in this year's edition of Faux March Madness. Today we'll decide who moves on to the Championship game! Let's get on with the results, shall we?
Abraham Lincoln (#2, History Region) v. Studs Terkel (#2, Chicago Region): This is a titanic matchup. On the one side, you have a president who guided the nation through its darkest time, and on the other side, you have a writer whose words describe the experiences of World War 2, the Great Depression, and 20th century America. They're both great in their respective fields, but the edge has to go to Lincoln. As I said when Lincoln defeated Washington in the previous round, Lincoln's leadership spurred the transformation of America from an agrarian nation to a worldwide powerhouse. Not even that Harry Potter lady can top that in terms of sheer effectiveness. So, Lincoln wins this one by a score of 85 to 79, and advances to the championship game.
Chewbacca (#1, Pop Culture Region) v. Frank Sinatra (#3, Miscellaneous Region): This is another battle of two great competitors. Chewie is the loyal sidekick to Han Solo, and obviously very smart - unless you think you could fix the Millennium Falcon. Sinatra is a legendary crooner, entrepreneur and funseeker. He has winner all over him. But, I have to give the edge to Chewie. He is strong, smart, and loyal. Sinatra would just as soon belt you as belt out a song. This is to say, Sinatra is erratic, and Faux March Madness rewards consistency. Thus, Chewbacca wins this one, 77 to 75.
Thus, we have our final matchup. It's Abraham Lincoln v. Chewbacca. Is it a surprise that the two finalists are probably the two hairiest guys in the tournament? I think not! On Monday, we will find out the winner. I hope you can hold the anticipation until then! One of these fine contestants will join the great pantheon of champions, and the other will join the not-quite-a-pantheon of losers!
entry no. 803
Posted by oz115 at March 30, 2007 11:17 AM