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May 09, 2007
Greatest news ever
Oh dear God, never have I wished a piece of internet gossip be true more than this delightful nugget about Jared Fogle, Mr. Subway himself:
Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.
The article than goes on to posit that the reason Jared became hooked on Subway was that he lived above it, and it was the nearest place to get food. I'm sorry... but that is just an awesome story.
entry no. 846
Posted by oz115 at May 9, 2007 11:08 PM