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May 02, 2007
If these walls could talk...
...Is a phrase that I think is a little overused. Here's what I think a wall would actually say if it could talk.
1. "It sure is boring here."
2. "Don't put nails in me!"
3. "Why do bad things happen to good walls?"
4. "My friends call me Brick."
5. "I've got a few cracks here. Anybody know a good mason?"
6. "Don't ask me what goes on in here, I wasn't even paying attention."
Any other suggestions?
entry no. 839
Posted by oz115 at May 2, 2007 12:08 AM