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May 17, 2007
Next, indeed
I'm supposed to be writing a take home final right now, but I've been distracted by Next on MTV. I couldn't believe the contestant on the show this time. Usually both the male and female contestants are d-bags, but the guy this time may have been the biggest dumbass of them all.
First, he had his dates ride a mechanical bull. Eventually he turned up the bull so that the poor girl would fall off. The first time he did it, he didn't even help the girl up after she fell facefirst onto the mat. Instead, he simply nexted her! So the next girl comes along, and she too gets tossed from the bull. Again, no help, but he decides to keep her around.
After a tractor race - can you say hick? - he takes his date for a meal of cheese fries. This is where it gets interesting. The girl says she likes chocolate, and then he asks her if she likes about 10 different types of chocolate. THEN, he says, "so were you ever fat?" She says yes, and then he says that he too used to be fat, and his only friend was the Burger King. After the fat conversation, he thinks they have bonded and asks her for a second date. Naturally, she turns him down.
Now, everyone knows I am not the smoothest guy in the world. But I do know a couple of things: you don't throw girls off mechanical bulls, you don't mention anything about her being fat, and you probably shouldn't feed her cheese fries if you are trying to impress her. Honestly, I'm surprised she didn't walk away after the whole mechanical bull thing.
entry no. 854
Posted by oz115 at May 17, 2007 12:32 AM