Southport Squealer, Part Deux: We'll always have Paris

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May 08, 2007

We'll always have Paris

I'm glad to see Paris Hilton isn't taking her recent jail sentence sitting down. She now plans to petition the Governator to pardon her. In my opinion, if Arnie did decide to pardon her, he'd be committing political suicide. Who would vote for a guy that would let somebody off because she's famous? Here's the latest on the Paris:

Jail-bound Paris Hilton is begging her fans to petition Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail.

The celebrity socialite has already launched her expensive legal team to launch official appeals against her 45-day sentence, insisting: "I was treated unfair."

Now she is so desperate to stay out of jail she is begging friends and fans to start a massive petition to get California's governor to act.

She is writing to everyone she knows in her huge social network and asking them to sign the petition which asks for a pardon because Paris provides "beauty and excitement" to "most of our mundane lives."

It adds: "We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong."

One insider said: "This shows just how terrified Paris is of having to go to jail. I mean asking the Governor for a pardon - that's desperate!"

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Posted by oz115 at May 8, 2007 12:18 PM


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