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June 14, 2007
I have some suggestions
If this isn't a big hanging curve, begging to be knocked out of the park, I don't know what is:
Lindsay Lohan and her personal problems have enlivened the punch lines of late-night TV hosts. Now, Britney Spears is taking a turn.
In a posting on her Web site titled, "You'll Never See It My Way, Because You're Not Like Me," the 25-year-old pop princess asks her "most die-hard fans" to help name her upcoming album.
One potential title is a joke about Lohan: "Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like." Other possibilities: "What If the Joke Is on You," "Down Boy," "Integrity" and "Dignity."
Members of Spears' fan club can cast their votes on the Web site.
Here are my suggestions for Britney's new album: "Lucky (I'm Not In Jail)"; "Impregnate Me, Baby, One More Time"; "Britney and Kevin: Quixotic"; "Oops I Did It Again For The 12th Time"; and, if Britney wants to become a Beatles revivalist, she can't go wrong with "Help!"
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Posted by oz115 at June 14, 2007 04:02 PM