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September 06, 2007
The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
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The traditional notion of arriving in Heaven has newly departed souls approaching St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. If they've lived a good life, they gain entrance to Heaven. If they've been bad, they get sent way down to h-e-double hockeystick. I wonder if St. Peter, once they pass judgment, ever looks to his fellow Heaven administrators and says, "What a dumbass! Who gets killed like that?"
If he does... He's going to have a hearty laugh at this one:
A man who died in a Franklin Township house fire early Wednesday morning may have survived if his escape had not been blocked by a large pile of beer cans.
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Crews working inside the home found McCarty's body shortly after 10 a.m., and investigators said his exit was blocked by a 5-foot tall stack of beer cans.
A caller to 911 said he couldn't get the door open.
Caller: "Yeah I tried to kick the front door open. It feels like something is in front of the door. I kicked the lock open but I can't get the door all the way open and nobody responded."
911 Operator: "It feels like something is in front of the door?"
Caller: "Yeah."
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Posted by oz115 at September 6, 2007 04:46 PM