Southport Squealer, Part Deux: I'm a rebel

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June 10, 2008

I'm a rebel


Tomato Wheels, originally uploaded by Cooriander.

If I die within the next few days, you'll know why. It'll be because of my eating habits.

First, on my way home from work, I stopped at a Dunkin' Donuts. The guy working there looked rather unhappy, and I soon realized it was because he had cut his hand pretty badly on something. This didn't stop me from ordering a drink, which he poured with his bandaged hand and then served to me. To be fair, he did wipe the cup before giving it to me. I was delirious, and still drank it. So I might get sick from that.

As if that was bad enough, I went for some Mexican last night. I had to get the guac, which at this particular place was made with tomatoes mixed into it. Despite the fact there is some sort of salmonella crisis going on, I ate the guac. Maybe I'll keel over from salmonella, maybe I won't. But if I do, you heard it here first.

If anything happens to me, please show this article to the CDC people.

entry no. 1163
Posted at June 10, 2008 11:46 AM


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