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September 15, 2008
Nice work if you can get it
So now that I'm pretty much unemployed, I've been trying to find some work to do until I find out if I passed the bar and can get a lawyer job. It's quite fun, really. However, I'm a little disappointed that there aren't more jobs like this one I saw on Craigslist that might be available for men:
Looking for an extremely attractive female
to make ex-girlfriend jealous. Just hang out at a Wrigleyville
bar for a couple hrs. a few times. That's it. If
interested please send photo and contact info.
* Compensation: $50.00/hr
I mean, I can hang out. You don't even have to pay me. Buy me a beer, is all I need!
I don't know think if this guy's ex saw him hanging out with another guy she'd be jealous. She'd probably be horrified to think he turned gay, or more likely, wonder who his fiendishly handsome new buddy is. (That's me, obviously.)
entry no. 1214
Posted at September 15, 2008 11:44 PM