Southport Squealer, Part Deux: I can't take it anymore

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November 18, 2008

I can't take it anymore

Hello readers, sorry for my absence. Ever just been all wrapped up in stuff, you forget to do other stuff? That's sort of what I've been doing here. Also, I like to say stuff.

Monday night was grand. My beloved Bills were on Monday Night Football, playing the Cleveland Browns. Several of my friends will tell you the Browns are so great, they don't even need a logo. It was 28 degrees out. Look how THAT guy dressed. I don't care to go into details, but the Bills had a 27-26 lead with two minutes left, and they stopped the Browns on the Buffalo 39 yard line. Lo and behold, Cleveland converts the *56* yard field goal, which is nigh impossible. Buffalo got the ball back, and with 38 seconds left, they missed a 47 yard field goal. Final score, Cleveland 29, Buffalo 27. Me = sad, angry, blood alcohol level somewhere north of the legal limit.

After winning their first four games, the Bills are now a pedestrian 5-5. If there is one sure way to make a guy angry, it's to be a fan of the Buffalo Bills. They have such bad luck, they lose to the god damn Cleveland Browns!

The sad part is, I'll be back next week to watch them again. But in the meantime, I'm in the mood for cheering up. You know what cheers me up? This:

God, I'm such a grown-up!

entry no. 1242
Posted at November 18, 2008 09:10 PM


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