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March 13, 2009
Spring break!!!!
Postcard of Ft. Lauderdale Beach during Spring Break, 1960s, originally uploaded by StevenM_61.
So, the past few days I've been in Tampa for work. Good news, I won both my cases!
Anyhow, apparently I am staying in a hotel with a bunch of spring breakers, which brings me back to the good ole days. Why, *I* used to be one of those kids! Now I'm the old guy who is calling the front desk at midnight to have them tell the people at the pool to go inside. It's Wednesday for heaven's sake!
I didn't mind that much, until I rolled into the lobby this morning after a nice run along the bay. As I gathered up some breakfast goodies, one of the spring breakers came in, and he stunk to high heaven. Think about the worst-smelling homeless man you have ever encountered. It was something like that, but add in the fact that this guy also smelled like he had soiled himself. I also detected the faint odor of stale beer. And, he had a nice-looking girl with him! Some people never learn.
Say what you will about me, but when *I* get drunk, especially on spring break, I know certain rules. 1, take a shower periodically. 2, never, ever, poop your pants. Take note, kids. That's how you party.
entry no. 1326
Posted at March 13, 2009 07:48 AM