Southport Squealer, Part Deux: Damn right

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July 16, 2009

Damn right

I had some interesting travels this week... Sunday night, I flew to Washington, rented a car, and headed out to Cumberland, Maryland. Cumberland is nestled in the Appalachians, near West Virginia. Some might call it God's country, and they'd be right.

I had the good fortune to arrive there around 8 o'clock at night, when most God-fearing cities shut down. Nothing was open - in fact, all I found to eat was a Chinese buffet. It is truly amazing to me that you can go nearly anywhere in the United States, and there is going to be a Chinese restaurant, manned my actual Chinese people - not that Panda Express shit.

Meanwhile, the TSA took my toothpaste, so I went about trying to find a store to get some. Being in sort-of the south, I asked some locals if there was a Wal-Mart anywhere. It was ten miles away, but there was a supermarket, which I spent 45 minutes trying to find. It was worth it, though.

On my way back, I intended to stop at Harper's Ferry, the location of John Brown's raid. I got delayed, so I wasn't able to, but I did see that truck at a rest area. I'm amused that taking Jesus' name in vain is wrong, but it's perfectly acceptable to put it on the side of a semi-truck. It's sort of like the American flag shirt: I know you're trying to show pride, but it's also sullying the thing.

entry no. 1397
Posted at July 16, 2009 01:50 PM


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